Corvidae Chronicles

Shiny objects everywhere

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thefrogman:

Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!

Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!

In this course you will learn such techniques as…

  • The double fist shake
  • The naughty kitten
  • The cultural appropriation
  • The self bitch slap
  • The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
  • The nipple hardener
  • The sweaty declaration of self
  • The “this wall is amazing”

And many more!

Admittedly I am dopey-tired at this point, but I LOLed.

(Source: trekgate, via ave-atque-vale)

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theunseeliequeen: Inspiration Encyclopedia → Russian Fairytales Come into these woods, dark and deep. Where snow silently falls and the firebirds sleep. Walk along this lonely path, and be careful not to incur Baba Yaga’s wrath. Find your strength and your courage, never knowing what is to come. For without it, all deeds will be undone. Come into these woods, dark and deep. Where transformation is what you will reap.

theunseeliequeen:

Inspiration Encyclopedia → Russian Fairytales

Come into these woods, dark and deep. Where snow silently falls and the firebirds sleep. Walk along this lonely path, and be careful not to incur Baba Yaga’s wrath. Find your strength and your courage, never knowing what is to come. For without it, all deeds will be undone. Come into these woods, dark and deep. Where transformation is what you will reap.